Potty humor to come… But before I ruin your appetite, I gotta post about afternoon activities and mah dinner!
Dog Fun
After work today Ryan and I entertained Sadie by taking her to the dog park before swinging by PetSmart to pick up some chews for the pup.

Hooray for Dog Park Fun!

Take One

Take Two
As always Sadie enjoyed playing multiple rounds of fetch.

Air Sadie

"Throw the Baaall!"
When the sun started to set, we headed to PetSmart where Sadie modeled the latest in doggie fashion.

Sadie the Fashionista
By the time we got home we were hungry! I knew dinner needed to come together quickly to satisfy our rumblin’ tummies.
Dinner
My favorite way to enjoy vegetables is to roast them in the oven with a lil’ olive oil, salt and pepper or garlic salt. It seems like this tried and true way of preparing vegetables works on almost any veggie.

Roasted Cauliflower + Zucchini
Tonight I roasted a whole bunch of cauliflower and zucchini to enjoy along with al fresco sundried tomato chicken sausage.
The veggies and sausage were a great combination and the flavors really complimented each other.

Sausage Veggie Bowl

Dinner
Fiber One Bars = Lots O’ Farts
Following a discussion about Fiber One bars today, my friend send me a hysterical link to one person’s experience after eating Fiber One bars.

Fiber One Granola Bars
Let’s just say things got a lil’ stinky:
“Step aside Kashi GoLEAN Crunch, and say hello to Fiber One Bars. Never, ever in my entire life, have a dropped as much ass as I do after eating these. I mean, check out the nutrition label, it speaks for itself!
I’ve done some research and evidently it’s the chicory root that causes the gas. I don’t know about all that, but I do know that the human body is not designed to do what it does after eating these bars.
When I think back on the top ten loudest and longest farts of my life, I can honestly say 10 of them happened all at once about 2 hours after eating a Fiber One bar.
I conducted an unscientific test to see if others were affected like I was. One person told me they farted so loud that they woke them self up in the middle of the night. Another told me that her drug-free childbirth was much more comfortable than her brush with the Fiber One bar.”

Toot, Toot!
I apologize to any of my more mature blog readers who do not find potty humor as hysterical as I do. 🙂
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